Saturday, October 19, 2013


And most of these even fly!

'Course I cute! You wait 'til I get feathers!

I'm the Regal Royal (blue)!

 I can keep you cool with my fan top.


Standing guard

Pretty fancy

In formation


Humor --


A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order.  He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.” The brand new waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.  What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?” 

“No,” the cook said. “Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are two slices of crisp bacon.”

“Oh, OK!' said the waitress. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.

The trucker asked, “What are the beans for?” She replied, “I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!”

I just had to add this bit in the humor section:
I subscribe to THE WEEK news magazine. This item was on page 4 of the current issue --

A 518 pound British man was forced to pay for two airplane seats to account for his extra heft.
One seat was in row 17, and the other in row 19.


  1. Lovely birds, and now have to confirm your humor report is true, in case people just think it's a funny made-up joke. It was a funny thing.

    Going back years, Emily always wanted a window, and me, I LOVE the aisle. Of course the kid won and I had to sit in the middle for more flights than I care to recall. I haven't flown for years but once I start I'd love to get meself two seats. The luxury of not being squashed and squished.....