Fishing on the Northern Fraser River in British Colombia, Canada.
Can I fish, too?
Move it, buddy! I'm trying to fish.
I am trying to catch fish; not deer.
He is kinda cute, isn't he?
Whatcha want, Buddy?
Oh! You're hungry!
Yeah, that's pretty tasty.
Wow! You really go for that!
Okay, I give up. You and I can play. I can fish anytime.
“THE SKY IS FALLING”
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read, "and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling!'" The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think the farmer said?" One little girl raised
her hand and said, "I think he said, 'Holy mackerel! A talking chicken!'"
Choose your own adjectives! The text came with the pics.
In Nakhon Pathom Province there is a 17 story building that has a giant dragon climbing to the roof. The head is at the top where there is a shrine and the tail is on the ground floor. The dragon is hollow and it is possible to walk up some sections of it.
Leapin’ lizards, er, dolphins!
The Aiguille du Midi cable car leaves from the centre of Chamonix . It takes visitors
up to 12,604 feet for a stunning view of the French, Swiss and Italian alps.
Jungfrau Mountain Range, Switzerland
The Melisanni Cave, Greece. This beautiful cave, which was discovered in 1951 and is
surrounded by forests, features in Greek mythology as the cave of the nymphs.
Piva Canyon, Bosnia and Herzegovina
Lake Mellisani on the island of Kephalonia Greece .
The Grand Canyon Skywalk is a transparent horseshoe-shaped cantilever bridge and tourist attraction in Arizona near the Colorado River. It was commissioned and is owned by the Hualapai Indian tribe and was unveiled March 20, 2007. It opened to the general public on March 28, 2007.
Humor (it better be) --
MEDICAL INSURANCE EXPLAINED
Q. Can I get coverage for my preexisting conditions?
A. Certainly, as long as they don't require any
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Q What happens if I want to try alternative forms of
A. You'll need to find alternative forms of payment.
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Q. My pharmacy plan only covers generic drugs, but I need the name brand. I tried the generic medication, but it gave me a stomach ache. What should I do?
A. Poke yourself in the eye.
We never know what to expect from these creatures. Have a look.
I keep a look out while he snoozes.
Dis be mine! You can't have him. Go away!
But Oscar, I don't need protecting.
Hey! No peeking!
Here! This is the third time I've brought him back. Next time you do it!
There, there, it's all right. Next time I'll help you cross the street.
THE MOMMY TEST
I was out walking with my 4-year-old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put
it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.
"Why?" my daughter asked.
"Because it's been lying outside, you don't know where it's been, it's dirty and probably has germs," I replied.
At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Wow! How do you know all this stuff?"
"Uh," ...I was thinking quickly. "All moms know this stuff. It's on the Mommy Test. You have to know it, or
they don't let you be a Mommy."
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
"Oh, I get it!" she beamed, "So if you don't pass the test you have to be the daddy."
"Exactly," I replied back with a big smile on my face and joy in my heart.