Gee, this looks just the place to go when you want to relax. Captions came with the photos, although I added a few comments of my own. See for yourself --
Guests can enjoy numerous restaurants, evening shows and can also relax in a sauna.
Note the wall at top of photo.
YOU CAN LIVE IN THE MID-WEST WHERE….
~ You've never met any celebrities, but the mayor knows your name.
~ Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor.
~ You have had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" on the same day.
~ When asked how your trip was to any exotic place, you say, "It was different!"
AND YOU CAN LIVE IN FLORIDA WHERE.…
~ You eat dinner at 3:15 in the afternoon.
~ All purchases include a coupon of some kind--even houses and cars.