Scratch a little further down
Just had my nails done. Don't want to get 'em wet.
All together now -- la la la...
...and dozey doates ...
I'm bearly making it today.
I like it up here.
Turn right at the next corner.
Like Ferdinand, I love flowers.
(Yes, that's a cockatiel)
I'm not cross-eyed! That's my normal look!
Ain't I the cutest! When's Easter?
Fun --
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his ice cream cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
Just look at that fluffy bunny, why don't ya! Don't you just want to scoop 'em up and give 'em a cuddle?
ReplyDelete...and little lambs (that go to Harvard) meet Ivory!
ReplyDelete"... and liddle lamzy divey" (Dad sang me that song when I was 'liddle')
ReplyDeleteI found the full lyrics here:
http://www.amandashome.com/doats.html
The picture of the cockatiel with a flower is definitely the cutest!
ReplyDeleteTo Anonymous - I'm biased, of course, but I agree with you. My current 'tiel is yellow, but my first one was the color of the one in the photo.
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