Wednesday, September 29, 2010

PHUNNY FOTOS

My great (grand?) niece sent me these.  The captions are mine.




Wonder why there aren't any cars on the road.





Gee, glad ya tole me.  I'd never a known'.






Traffic Report!  Something blocking roadway!



I told you, ya can't jump fences!




Gee, an old Mount Rushmore!



... in any position.




Don't nobody touch my banana!





Kin I help?  I'm expert at horsepower.




Who sez so?  I sez so!


Humor -

From my chiropractor:  He tells about the young girl who was out on a field trip where somebody said something nasty to her.  When she got home, she told her parents, “I think I was paid a negative compliment.”

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While transcribing medical audiotapes, the secretary came upon the following garbled diagnosis, “This man has pholenfrometry.”  Knowing nothing about that particular condition, she double-checked with the doctor, who listened to the tape.  Then he translated:  “This man has fallen from a tree.”

1 comment:

  1. Ah my, the interesting things when inflections are wonky...

    I think I liked the horsepower best. That and the bearly-moving traffic.

    Meantime, Don: GET BETTER! (How did you get to the hospital? Someone must have just driven over the repaving job?)

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