I found these on an old backup disk, and thought you might enjoy them. Some of the scenery is beautiful, too.
During naval flight training the instructor kept referring to the engine as the “air conditioner.” When asked why, he replied, “because when it stops turning, you start sweating.”
The four year old could not take his eyes off the Most Wanted posters in the post office. Finally he asked, “Why didn’t they capture these guys when they took their pictures?”