This one isn't really crooked. The camera was drunk.
Got this one from my chiropractor this morning--
An older woman walks up to the counter and says, "I WANT A CHEESEBURGER, FRIES, AND A COKE!"
The woman behind the counter says, "Madam, this is a library."
And the older woman replies, "Oh, I'm sorry. I'll have a cheeseburger, fries, and a coke."