Wednesday, September 29, 2010


My great (grand?) niece sent me these.  The captions are mine.

Wonder why there aren't any cars on the road.

Gee, glad ya tole me.  I'd never a known'.

Traffic Report!  Something blocking roadway!

I told you, ya can't jump fences!

Gee, an old Mount Rushmore!

... in any position.

Don't nobody touch my banana!

Kin I help?  I'm expert at horsepower.

Who sez so?  I sez so!

Humor -

From my chiropractor:  He tells about the young girl who was out on a field trip where somebody said something nasty to her.  When she got home, she told her parents, “I think I was paid a negative compliment.”

While transcribing medical audiotapes, the secretary came upon the following garbled diagnosis, “This man has pholenfrometry.”  Knowing nothing about that particular condition, she double-checked with the doctor, who listened to the tape.  Then he translated:  “This man has fallen from a tree.”

1 comment:

  1. Ah my, the interesting things when inflections are wonky...

    I think I liked the horsepower best. That and the bearly-moving traffic.

    Meantime, Don: GET BETTER! (How did you get to the hospital? Someone must have just driven over the repaving job?)