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Please note: Today is Tuesday, June 16. My next post will be on Thursday.
Okay, humor :
Q: Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?
A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.
Q: Why does a tiger have stripes?
A: So he won't be spotted.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!
Q: What do you call nervous insects?
A: Jitterbugs!
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?
A: Because it was always running out of the pen.
Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
A: Laughing stock.
Q: Why couldn't the skunk use her phone?
A: It was out of odor.
I recall a dogwalker who had hair just like her afghan hound, although I'm sure she spent hours bleaching and blowdrying to get the look that came naturally with just a little brushing for her dog.
ReplyDeleteThose pictures are priceless!
ReplyDeleteLoved the jokes, too, as always.
I was going to paste the link without permission pictures of nature