Saturday, June 27, 2009

HEALTH ISSUES--WISH WE KNEW

Well, it appears that degeneration of my right hip is not the problem, so at least I don’t need a hip replacement. Someone suggested bursitis, so my M.D. says that can be treated. Call Monday. I shall.

Saw the chiropractor today - Saturday, yet! This guy is a wonder when it comes to treating me.

Maybe one of these days we will figure out what in the dickens is going on. I might use stronger language, but I’ll refrain.

Next post on Monday.

Let’s try some humor --


WILD ANIMAL QUIZ

This short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a "professional." The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't go to the next item until you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? After you answer the question, scroll down for the answer, and the next question.









WILD ANIMAL QUIZ, continued
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.









2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? After you answer the question, scroll down for the answer, and the next question.









WILD ANIMAL QUIZ, continued
Did you say, "Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?" Wrong Answer. Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.









3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one... Which animal does not attend? After you answer the question, scroll down for the answer, and the last question.










WILD ANIMAL QUIZ, continued
Correct Answer: The elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? After you answer the question, scroll down for the answer, and the conclusion.









WILD ANIMAL QUIZ, concluded
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four year old.

2 comments:

  1. Ya gotta love the literalism of the little ones...

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  2. Oh c'mon. A fridge big enough for a giraffe can surely hold an elephant, too!

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