Monday, June 4, 2012

FUNNY ANIMALS, scene one

Animals -- all kinds -- make wonderful subjects.  If you don't agree, you may go to your room.  For instance ...

Gimme a kiss, sweetheart

 Handy bath.  Now where’s the shampoo?

My!  What a pretty landing strip!  Complete with ears!

 Don’t move!

 The only comfortable spot in the yard.  As long as he’s asleep.

 Come on in.  The water’s fine.

 Oooh, you smell good -- like cheddar cheese.

 Chickens in costume -- I think.

Okay, bring on the food.

Seems like these critters are either eating or sleeping.

Fun --

More Great Quotes about Politics

* When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.
        ~Clarence Darrow

* Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.
        ~Author Unknown

* If God wanted us to vote, he would have given us candidates.
        ~Jay Leno

* Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.
        ~Oscar Ameringer

* I offer my opponents a bargain: if they will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about them.
        ~Adlai Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952


  1. I think Adlaid Stevensen wins on that one. Love it!

  2. Eating and sleeping: Sums up the lives of my pets, although Pips spends some time asking to be fed and barking at the window. Kiwi walks around looking for new places to sleep.

    Loved the politics quotes.