Where you goin’?
You don’t look like a cat!
What every recipes need -- a cuppa cat
I’m bigger ‘n you, and I ain’t movin!
Just my size couch
Um, hang on. That lower one looks like a mountain lion!
Yes, I do TOO love you!
Where on earth did these long-eared things come from?
And you think you’re gonna stay up there. Hah!
His request approved, the CNN News photographer quickly used a cell phone to call the local airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger. He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'. The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.' 'Why?' asked the pilot. 'Because I'm a photographer for CNN' , he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.' The pilot was strangely silent for a moment. Finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're not my flight instructor?'