Tuesday, June 26, 2012


They are cute, or funny, or sweet, or ... you name it.  This is the last of this group --

 I just a widdle baby.  Can't do a ting wit me hair.
(Believe it or not, that's a baby owl)

 This thing don’t look that complicated.  All I gotta do is figure out which end is which.

 Hey, Ma!  Not so rough!

All right.  Just letting you know I’m not gonna even try to play with this, uh, thing!

 Oh, this is so comfy!

Try this.  It's delicious!

 Strangest looking turtle I’ve ever seen.

Awwwright -- gets your bets down!

Shhh.  I’m playing hide and seek.

 Deer, deer, do not disturb.

Humor --

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said, “If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.” With even greater emphasis he said, “And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.” And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, “And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.” Sermon complete, he sat down.
The choir director stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly laughing, “For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, Shall We Gather at the River”.


  1. Wow that's a tiny turtle! Eats like a teenager, too, I see.

  2. Alison, perhaps it is the world's largest grape!

    BTW, I love the little gray kitten! After we adopted Kajsa, we went back to cat welfare to see if her sister who was named "Little Gray One" was still there but she'd been adopted (no wonder, cute sweet thing that she was.) We ended up getting the world's most timid black cat, Wasa, and soon got over Little Gray One.

  3. I just read my mom that joke over the phone. She laughed harder than she has for years!
    Thanks for sharing :-}