Front of card
Inside of card, left side
Inside, right side
...and this is my logo (newly revised) on the back of the card
The husband was in real trouble. He had forgotten his wife’s birthday, and she was furious! “By tomorrow morning,” she told him, “I want to see something in the driveway that goes from zero to 60 in less than 10 seconds!”
The next morning she looked out the window and saw a small package sitting in the driveway. Puzzled, she rushed down to pick up the package, and tore it open to see what it was. Turned out to be a bathroom scale.