Look at me! I'm spreading my wings!`
I've got two legs! Honest!
Thanks for the lift, Ma.
During a visit to the Metropolitan Museum of Art, a woman went to the desk to ask for a pair of headsets for the audio guide. Met supplies are free to those with hearing aids. She said to the attendant, “One pair of earphones, please. I’m hard of hearing.” She gave me the earphones and said , “That will be $6, please.” “But Miss,” said the visitor, “I’m hard of hearing.” “Oh, I’m sorry. SIX DOLLARS, PLEASE!”
Happy Thanksgiving! See you on Friday.