Humor --
Inside a bowling alley; “Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.”
In the front yard of funeral home: “Drive carefully; we’ll wait.”
In a counselor’s office. “Growing old is mandatory. Growing wise is optional.”
If athletes get athlete’s foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
The doctor told me I had to watch my weight, so every morning I step on the scale and watch it go up.
If you want cute, I have grandkid pictures... (Run, Don, run!)
ReplyDeletePin drop -- ha! It's been a while since I went bowling, maybe I'll go when all the kiddies are back in school.
ReplyDeleteThose watermelon overalls look like they'd be a bit damp!
ReplyDeleteStill giggling over the mistletoe :-}