A SAVORY WAY TO GO

There seem to be a gazillion uses for onions.  Both for eating and other non-food uses.  A Google search will keep you busy for some while, but I didn’t find any mention of the following --

That's one way to keep the kids quiet.

Ack! Bugs!

Ready for the cook-off competition

Got the time?

The gardeners are here!

Bunch o' cards!  The one in the back, center looks cross-eyed.

...And in today's news ...

Looking for the ski lift.

Hey, look! A new breed of turtles!

Humor --

I OWE MY MOTHER

~ My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

~ My mother taught me RELIGION.
“You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

~ My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

~ My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."

~ My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

~  My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."