On my knee
I like it up here where I can watch what you're doing.
Can I chew on these papers? Just a little?
One of her favorite places -- on top of the shredder
Really? I didn't know that!
Wake me when it's time to eat.
Fun --
MORE ROADSIDE SIGNS
If you dislike
Big traffic fines
Slow down
'Till you
Can read these signs
Burma-Shave
A peach
Looks good
With lots of fuzz
But man's no peach
And never wuz
Burma-Shave
At crossroads
Don't just
Trust to luck
The other car
May be a truck
Burma-Shave
Said Juliet
To Romeo
If you
Won't shave
Go homeo
Burma-Shave
You can't reach 80
Hale and hearty
By driving 80
Home from
The party
Burma-Shave
If you dislike
Big traffic fines
Slow down
'Till you
Can read these signs
Burma-Shave
A peach
Looks good
With lots of fuzz
But man's no peach
And never wuz
Burma-Shave
At crossroads
Don't just
Trust to luck
The other car
May be a truck
Burma-Shave
Said Juliet
To Romeo
If you
Won't shave
Go homeo
Burma-Shave
You can't reach 80
Hale and hearty
By driving 80
Home from
The party
Burma-Shave
She always makes me laugh. She's a spunky little bird.
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