Tuesday, August 13, 2013
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Finally, I had a phone call from a gentleman from said ISP with some enlightening information. This fellow finally informed me that the BEEP BEEP BEEP was letting me know that I had messages in my call box. He then proceeded to tell me how to access those messages and how to delete them when I was finished. Whaddya know? After following his instructions, I no longer get BEEP BEEP BEEP when I go to call out. I almost miss it. Ah, the wonders of technology!
HOW MUCH IS THE BARBIE IN THE WINDOW?
A father comes out of work a little late, and on his way home he remembers it's his daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought a gift. He parks his car in front of a toy store, and asks the sales person, "How much is the Barbie in the window?"
With an authoritative voice, the sales person replies, "Well, we have:
"Barbie goes to the Gym" for $19.95
"Barbie plays Volley Ball" for $19.95
"Barbie goes Shopping" for $19.95
"Barbie goes to the Beach" for $19.95
"Barbie goes Dancing" for $19.95
"Divorced Barbie" for $265.95"
The surprised man questions, "Ah!? Why does the Divorced Barbie cost $265.95 when the rest are only 19.95?"
Taking a deep breath, the sales person responds: "Sir... the ‘Divorced Barbie’ comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's computer, and one of Ken's friends."