The last three photos seem to me like something out of a fairy tale, especially the last one.
PASS THE NO-DOZ
Recently, our pastor fell asleep at the wheel and awoke just as he sideswiped a guardrail. When he got home, his wife peppered him with questions, trying to figure out what had happened.
"Were you sleepy when you started to drive?" she asked.
"No" he answered.
Then how did you fall asleep?
"I'm not sure," he said. "There I was, going over my sermon....."