If you liked the previous posting, you’ll love today’s.
I shot my first turkey yesterday. Scared everyone in the frozen food section.
“I spent half of my money on booze, women and gambling. The other half I wasted.”
“My memory is so bad.”
“How bad is it?”
“How bad is what?”
How to get rid of excess fat:
Step 1: Apply Miracle Cellulite Cream to problem areas.
Step 2: Run ten miles