CHRYSANTHEMUMS, part two

Ah, the things we learn! Now we know that not only are 'mums beautiful, they are little stinkers -- with a purpose. If that confuses you, see the comments on the previous 'mum posting.

If you liked the previous posting, you’ll love today’s.

 

Fun --

I shot my first turkey yesterday.  Scared everyone in the frozen food section.

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“I spent half of my money on booze, women and gambling.  The other half I wasted.”
W.C. Fields

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“My memory is so bad.”
“How bad is it?”
“How bad is what?”

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How to get rid of excess fat:
Step 1:  Apply Miracle Cellulite Cream to problem areas.
Step 2:  Run ten miles