Other fun -
The man urgently needed a few days off work, but he knew the boss would not allow him to take a leave. He thought that maybe if he acted crazy he would tell him to take a few days off. So he hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. His blonde co-worker asked him what he was doing. He told her that he was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss would think he was nuts and give him a few days off. A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing?" The man told him he was a light bulb. The boss said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".
The man jumped down and walked out of the office. When his co-worker followed him, the boss asked her:
"...And where do you think you're going?" She replied, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark."