We're twins.
"...and the land of the free."
Where's my washcloth?
I don't know how to get this thing to go!
We be friends. You don't bite me, I don't bite you.
Pretty tasty food here.
Zzzzzzzz!
What's this all about? See next photo.
I give the driver instructions.
Yeah, I'm beautiful.
I got up here – – now, to get down…
Let me taste this food.
IN OTHER WORDS… part 2 of 3
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which
readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. Winners include:
~ Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which
you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
~ Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
~ Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
~ Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up
after you are run over by a steamroller.
Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which
readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. Winners include:
~ Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which
you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
~ Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
~ Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.
~ Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up
after you are run over by a steamroller.
I was thinking more Little Red Riding Hood.
ReplyDelete"Land of the free?" I thought they were shouting for Alan.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXqkNF8fgs8 (maybe not.)
My first dog was a beagle who had 14 pups one summer. I still remember the wonder of being buried in puppy dogs. I think I was 3 years old.
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