Tuesday, January 29, 2013

PRETTY CUTE

You like animals? So do I.


We're twins.




"...and the land of  the free."




 Where's my washcloth?



 I don't know how to get this thing to go!




 We be friends. You don't bite me, I don't bite you.




 Pretty tasty food here.




Zzzzzzzz!




 What's this all about? See next photo.




 I give the driver instructions.




 Yeah, I'm beautiful.




 I got up here – – now, to get down…




 Let me taste this food.




IN OTHER WORDS… part 2 of 3

Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which
readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. Winners include:


~  Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which
you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

~  Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

~  Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.

~  Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up
after you are run over by a steamroller.





3 comments:

  1. I was thinking more Little Red Riding Hood.

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  2. "Land of the free?" I thought they were shouting for Alan.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXqkNF8fgs8 (maybe not.)

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  3. My first dog was a beagle who had 14 pups one summer. I still remember the wonder of being buried in puppy dogs. I think I was 3 years old.

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