Tuesday, January 29, 2013


You like animals? So do I.

We're twins.

"...and the land of  the free."

 Where's my washcloth?

 I don't know how to get this thing to go!

 We be friends. You don't bite me, I don't bite you.

 Pretty tasty food here.


 What's this all about? See next photo.

 I give the driver instructions.

 Yeah, I'm beautiful.

 I got up here – – now, to get down…

 Let me taste this food.

IN OTHER WORDS… part 2 of 3

Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which
readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words. Winners include:

~  Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which
you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

~  Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

~  Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.

~  Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up
after you are run over by a steamroller.


  1. I was thinking more Little Red Riding Hood.

  2. "Land of the free?" I thought they were shouting for Alan.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXqkNF8fgs8 (maybe not.)

  3. My first dog was a beagle who had 14 pups one summer. I still remember the wonder of being buried in puppy dogs. I think I was 3 years old.