...and don't come back!
Let's be friends.
Put that back! It's my move.
Hey! Get your foot outta my mouf!
I'm hungr -- sleepy.
I just found it like this! Honest!
We're waiting for the ice cream truck.
Nice 'n comfy.
I can't tell if it's yawning or yelling.
This story took place when there used to be scales on the street that, when you stepped up and dropped in your coin, would print out your weight and fortune.
A couple was walking down the street when the man spotted just such a scale. He stepped up on it, dropped in his coin, and when the printout came out, read what it said: YOU ARE WISE, HANDSOME, SUAVE,AND DEBONAIR.
His wife, reading this over his shoulder, said, "They got your weight wrong, too!"