Awright, somebody give me a push!
That’s MY teddy! Go get your own.
I wuv you! Yes, dear. Now go find dinner.
Aren’t I adorable!
Now where did I put that ...
Just where you think you’re going?
Yeah, the world does look different from this position.
We stick together so we don’t get stepped on!
Punnigrams --
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall... The police are looking into it.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
That little one on the skateboard is so cute!
ReplyDeleteThere's a breed of sheep that's tiny like that and I tried to talk my husband into believing we could keep one in our backyard and pass it off as a sheepdog.
Now you've got the Velveteen Bear ! (Just made that up--don't go scouring kiddie lit.)
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