Tuesday, April 3, 2012


Ah, these guys jabber on and on --

This is an awfully small pond!

Aah, so’s you’re old man!

Believe it or not, I’m full grown.

I gonna punch you in da nose!

I just sooo tired.

Oooh, I love smelling the flowers!

How do you hang onto this umbrella?

Humor -

The 2.99 Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99.

"Sounds good," my wife said. "but I don't want the eggs."

"Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.

"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously.

"Yes!" stated the waitress.

"I'll take the special then," my wife said.

"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.

"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied. 

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.


  1. That owl has a certain Groucho Marx look to it.

  2. Alison, you're right! I went back to see.