Who dat in dere?
I keep ‘em close to home.
Just like that airplane that carries the space shuttle back to Florida.
Aha! Dinner!
Yeah, scratch right there by my ear.
That’s right! Open wide!
I did NOT lay this thing!
This is great exercise. Now how do I get down?[
Humor -
GREAT COME-BACKS
Abraham Lincoln vs. Stephen Douglas after Douglas called him “two-faced” during a debate:
“I leave it to my audience. If I had another face, do you think I would wear this one?
Calvin Coolidge vs. An Opera Singer Audience member:
“What do you think of the singer’s execution?”
Coolidge: “I’m all for it.”
Pierre Trudeau vs. Richard Nixon upon hearing that Nixon had called him an a--hole.
“I’ve been called worse things by better men.’
Oscar Wilde vs. Lewis Morris. Morris had just been passed over for the Poet Laureateship.
Morris: There’s a conspiracy against me, a conspiracy of silence, but what can one do? What should I do?
Wilde: Join it.
The "space shuttle" pic made me think of Alison's backyard. Good thing she doesn't have a pond (restocking costs would mount up.) I say that 'cause herons here have been known to go for the garden goldfish.
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