Awright, somebody give me a push!
That’s MY teddy! Go get your own.
I wuv you! Yes, dear. Now go find dinner.
Aren’t I adorable!
Now where did I put that ...
Just where you think you’re going?
Yeah, the world does look different from this position.
We stick together so we don’t get stepped on!
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall... The police are looking into it.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.