Friday, July 2, 2010

AMAZING OR UNREAL!

(I'm a little embarrassed. I thought I'd posted this yesterday.)

Somebody had a very handy camera to catch these once-in-a-lifetime shots.
Enjoy!


Prepare for take-off; er, landing; uh, splashdown!



Hey, this is basketball -- not boxing!


Spitting milk is so much fun!


AAUUGHHH!



Crowned! The winner!



If you're around cattle long enough, this is what happens.



Darn thing's gettin' closer.



Um, shall I pin this on your hat?



Duck!



Why, Grampa! What a long arm you have!



Oh, shoot! That's a long way down!


Humor --

Oh where, or where
Has my Estrogen gone?
Oh where, oh where can it be?
I was once young and fair
Now I sprout facial hair
Oh hormones, come back to me.

***
Low-fat cake, no-cal shake
Pritikin man,
I’ve tried every diet
From here to Japan.

I’ve poached it, I’ve steamed it,
I’ve drunk herbal tea.
I think from now on
I’ll just let myself be.

2 comments:

  1. I'm not sure I'd call that guy Grampa, but meantime, if he's playing soccer he's really at a disadvantage. No wonder he's perturbed!

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  2. Houston, we have a problem.

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