Somebody had a very handy camera to catch these once-in-a-lifetime shots.
Prepare for take-off; er, landing; uh, splashdown!
Hey, this is basketball -- not boxing!
Spitting milk is so much fun!
Crowned! The winner!
If you're around cattle long enough, this is what happens.
Darn thing's gettin' closer.
Um, shall I pin this on your hat?
Why, Grampa! What a long arm you have!
Oh, shoot! That's a long way down!
Oh where, or where
Has my Estrogen gone?
Oh where, oh where can it be?
I was once young and fair
Now I sprout facial hair
Oh hormones, come back to me.
Low-fat cake, no-cal shake
I’ve tried every diet
From here to Japan.
I’ve poached it, I’ve steamed it,
I’ve drunk herbal tea.
I think from now on
I’ll just let myself be.