I like playing with my paws!
I promise. I won't do it again. Whatever it was.
Don't bother me. I'm feeling grumpy.
Okay, now how do I get down?
I luv you! You luv me?
How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to give him a boost.
A pilot explaining a problem to the mechanic: “The radio works intermittently, but only sometimes.”