CATTY CORNER

Beautiful felines. Enjoy.

I like playing with my paws!

I promise. I won't do it again. Whatever it was.

What dat?

Don't bother me. I'm feeling grumpy.

Okay, now how do I get down?

I luv you! You luv me?

Humor -

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to give him a boost.

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A pilot explaining a problem to the mechanic: “The radio works intermittently, but only sometimes.”