TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT
It happened on an automotive call-in show. One caller asked if there was a device that could tell the driver if he was following too close -- perhaps some kind of radar mechanism. “Oh, yes,” said the automotive expert, “I have one of those. My wife.”
A COUPLE OF WEDDINGS
The Invisible Man and Invisible Woman got married. They eventually had children, but they weren't much to look at.
Two antennas got married. The wedding was so-so, but the reception was great!