Humor --
TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT
It happened on an automotive call-in show. One caller asked if there was a device that could tell the driver if he was following too close -- perhaps some kind of radar mechanism. “Oh, yes,” said the automotive expert, “I have one of those. My wife.”
A COUPLE OF WEDDINGS
The Invisible Man and Invisible Woman got married. They eventually had children, but they weren't much to look at.
Two antennas got married. The wedding was so-so, but the reception was great!
I don't even quite want to look at those pictures. No no no no no. Just when I think I've gotten (mostly) over my fear of heights, yow! Darwin, people! Stop being stupid with your lives!
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