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LAUGHABLE LIMERICKS

            There was a young maiden, a Sioux,
                 As tempting as fresh honeydioux.
                 She displayed her cute knees
               As she strolled past tepees,
              And the braves, they all hollered "Wioux-Wioux!"

                            A wonderful bird is the pelican;
                                 Its beak can hold more than its belly can.
                                 It can hold in its beak
                                  Enough food for a week.
                              I’m darned if I know how the hell he can.

            A maiden at college, Miss Keyes,
               Weighted down with BA's and Lit. D's,
               Collapsed from the strain;
               Said her doctor, "It's plain
              You're killing yourself by degrees!"

                            A tutor who tooted a flute,
                                Tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
                                Said the two to the tutor,
                              "Is it harder to toot, or
                              To tutor two tooters to toot?"

            A fussy old widow named Pease
                 Thought her home was infested with fleas;
                So she used gasoline,
                And her form was last seen
              Sailing over the tops of the trees