My right knee thinks it is ready for the scary holiday -- it c r e a k s! Loudly! It also hurts, making it difficult to stand up. But a little later today there will be what I hope is a major change.
My orthopedist has tried a couple of different things to relieve the pain, but they have not worked. So this day I am getting exploratory arthroscopic surgery on my right knee. The orthopedist says he will have a good look to see what is causing the pain (and presumably the c r e a k i n g ), and clean it out. This is out-patient surgery, so Cliff will take me home where I will likely fall asleep.
I get to be Bathless Groggins for a few days, after which the dressing comes off and I am allowed to shower. Whether I can shower is another issue. Will I be able to get in and out of the shower? Tune in again for another episode of Who Stole Halloween Noise?
Perhaps the single most money-saving word in the English language: elope.
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.
The trouble with some women as they get all excited about nothing – – and then marry him.
In Hollywood, marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.