No one told me this was for pedestrians only!
I hope this thing holds. The 50 year guarantee runs out tomorrow afternoon.
Where did you say the roadway was?
Now it’s easy! It’s all downhill from here.
We’re not lion. This is the official escort.
Quit monkeying around, and finish washing the car.
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
(Written by kids)
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MUM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
(1) Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
(1) Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)
(2) On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10