Friday, August 12, 2011

BEAUTIFUL, UNUSUAL BIRDS

These avians are from two different sources, including National Wildlife magazine.
Some are gorgeous, some funny, all interesting.





Avocet with chicks





Booby




California Quail.
"You may wonder why I called this meeting..."




Meet the Fairy-Wren from Australia




This isn't even a bird, but I had to include it.
Meet the Flying Squirrel.




Indigo Bunting




Long-billed Curlew




Mountain Bluebird





Northern Cardinal




Mama Robin sheltering the young'uns





Roseate Spoonbill




Punny -

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent..

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

2 comments:

  1. A flying squirrel?! All the better to attack AlisonH's bird feeder!

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  2. Rofl at LynnM!!!

    I just walked in the room to see a very guilty squirrel scramble down after trying to figure out how to leap 15' to the new seed cage out of reach: let's see, I KNOW getting higher will do it, don't worry about the sideways leap thing we can do it we can do it.

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