Some are gorgeous, some funny, all interesting.
Avocet with chicks
"You may wonder why I called this meeting..."
Meet the Fairy-Wren from Australia
This isn't even a bird, but I had to include it.
Meet the Flying Squirrel.
Mama Robin sheltering the young'uns
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent..
A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.