Friday, December 24, 2010


Here is my holiday greeting.  Some of you have already seen it, I know, but fear not -- I added something new at the bottom.  Enjoy.

I promised a few more --

Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of  meeting someone you know increases when you are with
someone you don't want to  be seen with.

Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics:
The  severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the  Theatre:
The people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.  (I have seen that one in action.)

Law  of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

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