LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE
Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.
If you change lanes (traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). *See below
If the shoe fits, it's really ugly.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
*That one reminds me of a little rhyme --
It happens to me every time,
Every lane moves but the one where I'm.