Fun --
LAWS OF THE NATURAL UNIVERSE
Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.
Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.
Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.
Variation Law:
If you change lanes (traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time). *See below
Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's really ugly.
Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
*That one reminds me of a little rhyme --
It happens to me every time,
Every lane moves but the one where I'm.
I want to know what that first one is. Clearly a fruit tree--see those stems on those flowers, and those leaves? But what kind, I don't know. I know some peaches have doubled flowers, and the leaves match my peaches, but I dunno. Pretty, anyway.
ReplyDeleteThere are a lot of rhododendrons in bloom here now.
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