Bug eyed
Running in the wind
Obviously transparent
Let me climb on your back, mom.
I'll take a nap as soon as I can get comfortable
At least we're all facing the same way
Say that again!
Please don't go!
Did the polar bear adopt the dog?
Humor --
NATURAL LAWS
**Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
**Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
** Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
**Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
**Variation Law -If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
**Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
NATURAL LAWS
**Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.
**Law of Gravity - Any tool, nut, bolt, screw, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
** Law of Probability- The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
**Law of Random Numbers - If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
**Variation Law -If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
**Law of the Bath - When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
Yes on the law of being watched, because the one being stupid is always watching himself doing it.
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