My daughter thinks I’m nosy. At least, that’s what she wrote in her diary.
Don’t spend two dollars to dry clean shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They will clean it and put it on a hanger. Then you can buy it back for seventy-five cents.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive or dead, try missing a couple of car payments.
To be positive is to be mistaken at the top of the one’s voice.
Life is like a hot bath. The longer you stay in it, the more wrinkled you get.