Wednesday, June 19, 2013


And that has to include the last one.

Hey, I'm not lunch!

 Why do I always have to take the top bunk?

 When I said, "Let's go for a walk," this is not what I had in mind.

  I got here first.


A handy place to snooze

The vet I wouldn't live to see three. Today I turned seven, so I pooped on the vets lawn.

I wuv you even if you are winkled.

 Don't look so surprised. We do this all the time.

Humor --

People shouldn’t be treated like object. They’re not that valuable.

The average person thinks he isn’t.

Men are like car alarms - they both make a lot of noise no one listens to.

When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she assumed that she has gained weight. When a man tries on clothing from his closet that feel tight, he assumes the clothing has shrunk.


  1. I like that the golden retriever puppies are all going in the same direction. I bet the photographer was holding out treats.

  2. When Matt Damon discovered his clothes were all too tight, he thought George Clooney altered them, as a practical joke! His wife had to tell him it's because he'd gained weight.