Hey, I'm not lunch!
Why do I always have to take the top bunk?
When I said, "Let's go for a walk," this is not what I had in mind.
I got here first.
Zzzzz
A handy place to snooze
The vet I wouldn't live to see three. Today I turned seven, so I pooped on the vets lawn.
I wuv you even if you are winkled.
Don't look so surprised. We do this all the time.
Humor --
People shouldn’t be treated like object. They’re not that valuable.
The average person thinks he isn’t.
Men are like car alarms - they both make a lot of noise no one listens to.
When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she assumed that she has gained weight. When a man tries on clothing from his closet that feel tight, he assumes the clothing has shrunk.
People shouldn’t be treated like object. They’re not that valuable.
The average person thinks he isn’t.
Men are like car alarms - they both make a lot of noise no one listens to.
When a woman tries on clothing from her closet that feels tight, she assumed that she has gained weight. When a man tries on clothing from his closet that feel tight, he assumes the clothing has shrunk.
I like that the golden retriever puppies are all going in the same direction. I bet the photographer was holding out treats.
ReplyDeleteWhen Matt Damon discovered his clothes were all too tight, he thought George Clooney altered them, as a practical joke! His wife had to tell him it's because he'd gained weight.
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