"What beautiful fish!"
"What delicious meals!"
Really? I cannot believe he said that!
Peekaboo!
Somebody give us a push.
Ack! I'm not a chair!
Everybody is comfortable.
Hello, sweetheart! It's been a long time!
To judge from the covers of countless women’s magazines, the two topics most interesting to women are
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To judge from the covers of countless women’s magazines, the two topics most interesting to women are
1) why men are all disgusting pigs and
2) how to attract men.
If a woman wants to attract a man, she should wear a perfume called “New Car Interior”.
A woman knows everything about her children. She knows about dental appointments and football games and best friends and favorite foods and romance and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
It is not advisable to put your head around your child’s door to see if it is asleep. It was.
If a woman wants to attract a man, she should wear a perfume called “New Car Interior”.
A woman knows everything about her children. She knows about dental appointments and football games and best friends and favorite foods and romance and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.
It is not advisable to put your head around your child’s door to see if it is asleep. It was.
Made me smile. I once told some friends with new twins to go out to dinner, take a break.
ReplyDeleteIt was the first time they'd left the babies with a sitter. They walked back in their door to see me holding one twin, rocking the other with my foot in his infant seat, petting the cat and reading a book all at the same time and they went, Wow. You ARE an experienced mother!