Thursday, June 20, 2013


Well, not all of them are kids.

"What beautiful fish!"
"What delicious meals!"

 Really? I cannot believe he said that!


 Somebody give us a push.

Ack! I'm not a chair!

 Everybody is comfortable.

 Hello, sweetheart! It's been a long time!

Fun --

To judge from the covers of countless women’s magazines, the two topics most interesting to women are
1) why men are all disgusting pigs and 
2) how to attract men.

If a woman wants to attract a man, she should wear a perfume called “New Car Interior”.

A woman knows everything about her children. She knows about dental appointments and football games and best friends and favorite foods and romance and secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.

It is not advisable to put your head around your child’s door to see if it is asleep. It was.

1 comment:

  1. Made me smile. I once told some friends with new twins to go out to dinner, take a break.

    It was the first time they'd left the babies with a sitter. They walked back in their door to see me holding one twin, rocking the other with my foot in his infant seat, petting the cat and reading a book all at the same time and they went, Wow. You ARE an experienced mother!