Can I fish, too?
Move it, buddy! I'm trying to fish.
I am trying to catch fish; not deer.
He is kinda cute, isn't he?
Whatcha want, Buddy?
Oh! You're hungry!
Yeah, that's pretty tasty.
Wow! You really go for that!
Okay, I give up. You and I can play. I can fish anytime.
Humor --
“THE SKY IS FALLING”
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read, "and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling!'" The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think the farmer said?" One little girl raised
her hand and said, "I think he said, 'Holy mackerel! A talking chicken!'"
“THE SKY IS FALLING”
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part where Chicken Little warns the farmer. She read, "and Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, 'The sky is falling!'" The teacher then asked the class, "And what do you think the farmer said?" One little girl raised
her hand and said, "I think he said, 'Holy mackerel! A talking chicken!'"
Oh deer!
ReplyDeleteMy mother cross-stitched a picture for me with a quote from the TV Show Ed. It says "Relax Chicken Little. The sky is NOT falling." Love it! (I tend to have Chicken Little moments.)
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