Humor -
CHURCH MIS-ADVERTISEMENTS
~ For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
~ The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.
~ At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
~ Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
So you, too, like the green of the East Coast. *grin*
ReplyDeleteI don't see any parking lots or highways! Or skyscrapers. (They're all ripe for development. hee hee hee.)
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