Wednesday, March 28, 2012

BRIDGES, part 1

Bridges of all kinds, to get from here to there, and everywhere --

Humor -

Why Italian Fathers and Grandfathers pass their handguns down through the family.

An old Italian man is dying. He calls his grandson to his bedside, Guido, I wan' you lissina me. I wan' you to take-a my chrome plated .38 revolver so you will always remember me."

"But grandpa, I really don't like guns.. How about you leave me your Rolex watch instead?"

"You lissina me, boy. Somma day you gonna be runna da business, you gonna have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a big-a home and maybe a couple of bambinos. "

"Somma day you gonna come-a home and maybe finda you wife inna bed with another man. "Whatta you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, 'times up' "?

1 comment:

  1. After stability, the most important thing about a bridge, for me, is really good handrails! I'd say about halfe of these, though beautiful, could be called "Bridges Lynn would NOT want to cross."