Wednesday, March 14, 2012

VILLAGES, part 2

Most unusual --

Humor --

Q.  Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A.  Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank
      of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

Q.  What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A.  Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden
      in a Fury. David 's Triumph was heard through 
      out the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the
      apostles were all in one Accord.

Q.  Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A.   Samson. He brought the house down.

Q.  What excuse did Adam give to his children as to
       why he no longer lived in Eden?  
A.  Your mother ate us out of house and home.

Q.  Which servant of God was the most flagrant
       lawbreaker in the Bible?
A.   Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once. 


  1. Dream houses... (Add more trees.)

  2. Just caught up on Villages pt 1 and comments.
    I like Cottage pie, not so sure about shepherd pie so I'll go with you on the KDC.
    And like AlisonH I find cottages made of stone to be enchanting!

  3. these are storybook houses - wouldn't it be something to live in a house like that?