SAVING THE DOGGIE

I don’t know how the dog came to be in the water, or where this takes place, but these photos tell quite a story.  There is no dialogue until the very end which, I suspect is made up.  Nonetheless ...

The German tourist jumped in, and saved the dog. 

After getting back up on the bridge, he checked the dog out, and told the owner, "Zer dog is OK, and vill be fine."

The owner thanked him, and asked him if he was a vet. 

He replied:  "Vet?  I am freaking soaked!"


Other fun --

MORE UNITS OF MEASUREMENTS

Shortest distance between two jokes:
A straight line

454 graham crackers:
1 pound cake

1 million microphones:
1 megaphone

1 million bicycles:
2 megacycles

2000 mockingbirds:
two kilomockingbirds