I’m just a widdle guy
I got it! No, I got it! I GOT IT!
And you’re gonna tell me the rest of it got away!
Where the heck is the top of this thing?
Hop, and jump, and hop and ...
Hold on to me while I have my lunch.
You said you needed tires ...
I told you. I don’t want my picture taken!
Yeah, I built it all by myself!
Good to the last drop!
The most important thing you can do if you find yourself in a hole is to stop digging.
Depend on the rabbit’s foot if you insist, but remember, it didn’t work for the rabbit.
The only foolproof path to wealth is inheritance.
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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
The more I go through parenting, the more I think I owe my mother an apology.