CARICATURES -- THE END

Okay, here's the last of the caricatures.

Sean Connery -- Sophia Loren

Sylvester Stallone -- Tom Cruise

Tom Hanks -- Uma Thurman

Whoopi Goldberg

Bjork -- Eric Clapton

Chet Baker

Dolly Parton -- Duke Ellington

Elvis Presley -- David Bowie

James Brown -- John Lennon

Keith Richards -- Kylie Minogue

Paul McCartney  -  Neil Young

Tina Turner -- Katarina Witt

Humor -
An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline. He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment.  Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?"  "Why, no Ma'am," said the pilot. "What is it?" The little old lady said,
"Did we land, or were we shot down?"