Tuesday, June 8, 2010


Where do people come up with these ideas? Well, I've been told that necessity is the mother of invention.

Whee! Now how do I get back up?

Won't burn my fingers.

My secret stash. All eleven dollars of it.

Uh! Heavy! Don't drop it!

Ah, togetherness!

Please don't step on my toes.

Keeping the powder dry -- face powder, that is.

Who took a bite outta my cookie, uh, cracker?

Now ole clumsy fingers Meyer can really use that!

Got anything handy to read?

I especially like the slot for the glass.


Humor -


1.) “Fine”: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) “Five minutes”: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) “Nothing”: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “Nothing” usually end in “Fine”.

4.) “Go ahead”: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

5.) Loud sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of “Nothing”.)

6.) “That's okay”: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. “That's okay” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) “Thanks”: A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say, “You're welcome”.

8.) “Don't worry about it, I got it”: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What's wrong?” For the woman's response refer to #3. Then you RUN!

1 comment:

  1. As I sip my morning tea, I admire the cookie cubbie built into that mug. And those umbrellas could come in handy today. I knew our dry spell would end as soon as I arranged to have the woodwork outside painted.