Whee! Now how do I get back up?
Won't burn my fingers.
My secret stash. All eleven dollars of it.
Uh! Heavy! Don't drop it!
Please don't step on my toes.
Keeping the powder dry -- face powder, that is.
Who took a bite outta my cookie, uh, cracker?
Now ole clumsy fingers Meyer can really use that!
Got anything handy to read?
I especially like the slot for the glass.
EIGHT WORDS WOMEN USE…
1.) “Fine”: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2.) “Five minutes”: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.) “Nothing”: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “Nothing” usually end in “Fine”.
4.) “Go ahead”: This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!
5.) Loud sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of “Nothing”.)
6.) “That's okay”: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. “That's okay” means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) “Thanks”: A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say, “You're welcome”.
8.) “Don't worry about it, I got it”: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking “What's wrong?” For the woman's response refer to #3. Then you RUN!