As I’ve mentioned, the weather is finally getting warm, and the local flora have come into bloom. Here is a sample from around our park:
Did you hear about the man who spent his life collecting memorabilia of Wonder Woman, Joan of Arc, and Florence Nightingale? Apparently he was a heroine addict.
* * *
Al and Mac are talking. “You won’t believe this,“ says Al, “but all last night I kept dreaming of a horse, and the number 5. So I went to the track, and put $500 on the fifth horse in the fifth race.’
“Did it win?”
“Nah, it came in fifth.”